If you fuck this up too i swear to god.
its really fucking great that you are his bestie now. like i didnt feel bad already, now tell me more about how great he is. why dont you fucking date him if hes that fucking amazing. dont judge me? “you know i wont” well then tell me more about how much of a douche he is. you dont even know him. i dont either but i want to and i figured telling someone who i should trust would help but nope i guess not. also im soo glad i never shared my other thought with you.
you have nothing to do anymore? why don’t you just fuck all day. isn’t that what you do anyway?
If you’re her boyfriend act like it, don’t just get her hopes up and crush her at the last minute. she puts so much effort into you, try talking to her once in a while you dick.